Sandra Dailidyte
Client Senior Manager
Brown Shipley, Edinburgh
What did Santa do when he went speed-dating?
He pulled a cracker!
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David Semmens & Byron
Head of investment strategy, interim CIO
Wealthify
Why did Mrs. Claus insist Santa take an umbrella?
Because of the rain, dear.
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WH Ireland London Investment Staff
Top level L-R: George Holloway – Investment Manager, Martin Guilbert – Investment Manager, Kevin Adams – Investment Manager
Bottom level L-R: Bradley Massey - Wealth Management Support, Steven Beaney – Investment Manager, Megan Rising - Team Secretary & Administration Assistants
What happened to the person who stole an advent calendar?
They got 25 days….
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Neil Williams
Partner
Shard Capital
What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”?
Santa walking backwards
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Tess Williams
Client Senior Manager
Brown Shipley, Leeds
Why is Cinderella no good at Hockey?
She always runs away from the ball
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Ruffer Team, Edinburgh
Top Level L-R: Duncan MacInnes, investment director, Rebecca Holloway, business development associate
Bottom Level L-R: Oliver Pile, investment director, Toby Barklem, Business development director
What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
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Joel Dungate
Investment analyst
Redmayne Bentley
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
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Shane Balkham
CIO
Beaufort Investment
How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit?
No Brussels!
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Tony Yousefian & Leo
Portfolio manager
Beckett Asset Management
Where did Mr & Mrs Snowman meet?
At a Snowball
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Meera Hearnden
Senior investment manager
Parmenion
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
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Phil Harris
Director
Brown Shipley, Leeds
What did one snowman say to the other?
Can you smell carrot?
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Elliot Walton & Oscar
Market strategist
Kleinwort Hambros
What’s a dog’s favourite carol?
Bark, the herald angels sing
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Ernst Knacke
Head of research
Shard Capital
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Their days are numbered!
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Vince Hopkins
Director and Head of Business Development
BRI Wealth Management
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claus-trophobia!
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Paul Spann
Client Director
Brown Shipley Manchester
Why did no one bid for Donna and Blitzen on eBay?
Because they were two deer...
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Simon Hughes
Head of marketing,
Shard Capital
Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
Because the present’s beneath them!
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Sandra Dailidyte
Client Senior Manager
Brown Shipley, Edinburgh
What did Santa do when he went speed-dating?
He pulled a cracker!
Leave a comment!
David Semmens & Byron
Head of investment strategy, interim CIO
Wealthify
Why did Mrs. Claus insist Santa take an umbrella?
Because of the rain, dear.
Leave a comment!
WH Ireland London Investment Staff
Top level L-R: George Holloway – Investment Manager, Martin Guilbert – Investment Manager, Kevin Adams – Investment Manager
Bottom level L-R: Bradley Massey - Wealth Management Support, Steven Beaney – Investment Manager, Megan Rising - Team Secretary & Administration Assistants
What happened to the person who stole an advent calendar?
They got 25 days….
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Neil Williams
Partner
Shard Capital
What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”?
Santa walking backwards
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Tess Williams
Client Senior Manager
Brown Shipley, Leeds
Why is Cinderella no good at Hockey?
She always runs away from the ball
Leave a comment!
Ruffer Team, Edinburgh
Top Level L-R: Duncan MacInnes, investment director, Rebecca Holloway, business development associate
Bottom Level L-R: Oliver Pile, investment director, Toby Barklem, Business development director
What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Leave a comment!
Joel Dungate
Investment analyst
Redmayne Bentley
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
Leave a comment!
Shane Balkham
CIO
Beaufort Investment
How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit?
No Brussels!
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Tony Yousefian & Leo
Portfolio manager
Beckett Asset Management
Where did Mr & Mrs Snowman meet?
At a Snowball
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Meera Hearnden
Senior investment manager
Parmenion
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
Leave a comment!
Phil Harris
Director
Brown Shipley, Leeds
What did one snowman say to the other?
Can you smell carrot?
Leave a comment!
Elliot Walton & Oscar
Market strategist
Kleinwort Hambros
What’s a dog’s favourite carol?
Bark, the herald angels sing
Leave a comment!
Ernst Knacke
Head of research
Shard Capital
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Their days are numbered!
Leave a comment!
Vince Hopkins
Director and Head of Business Development
BRI Wealth Management
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claus-trophobia!
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Paul Spann
Client Director
Brown Shipley Manchester
Why did no one bid for Donna and Blitzen on eBay?
Because they were two deer...
Leave a comment!
Simon Hughes
Head of marketing,
Shard Capital
Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
Because the present’s beneath them!
Leave a comment!